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Queer horoscopes for the week of Mar 15

Seek new ideas, Cancer!

The Sun and Mercury align with Uranus in Pisces, triggering aspects to Neptune in Aquarius, opening up mystical and scientific insights. Let your mind wander into strange worlds. Few of your crazy ideas will be worth anything, but those few can be life-changing. Maybe even world-changing!

ARIES (Mar 20 - Apr 19): Your brain is buzzing so furiously you may want a few drinks to drown out the noise. Drunk and druggy reveries only feel like genius at the time. Meditation and consultation with artistic friends could tune that noise into real brilliance.

TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20): Your friends do mean well, but their encouragements can easily make trouble for you. But consider what they say, and trust your own instincts to adapt their ideas to some that really are helpful.

GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20): Not everyone can reconcile real-world goals with personal ideals. You have a chance to bring yours more into sync. In fact, working toward what you really believe in can help you get ahead, even if that requires a lateral move.

CANCER (Jun 21 - Jul 22):
Challenge your mind. Seek new ideas. Imagination has no limits, just familiar paths and the unfamiliar. Go for the latter, especially in erotic or metaphysical questions. What happens after death? More importantly, how did you get that answer?

LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22): Good sex is nurturing and healing. Focus on that aspect of it, and how you apply it in your relationship (or relations). Blunt, honest discussion with your partner can clarify your needs. Surprises and exploring new ways can be very helpful.

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sep 22): Any relationship is a set of balances that often needs adjustments. Frank talks with your partner or colleagues can be challenging but healing. Silence is deadly, except for resentments. Things may be OK, but at least check in and talk.

LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22): Artistic experiences can stimulate insights that will improve your work or health regimen. At the very least, change the playlist for your workouts. Apply creative experiments to your tasks. Experiments that "fail" also offer insight. Make room to try, and try again.

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21): Tremendous inspiration, and even the power to heal, can come from old family stories, traditional myths and images, anything passed down through the generations, grandmother's recipes or even childhood fantasies.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 20): Family secrets are likely to come out, so take the lead and coax them your way. Talk with your parents, or better, your aunts and uncles, even your siblings, and you may be amazed at what you can learn.

CAPRICORN (Dec 21 - Jan 19):
Take a hard look at your fuddled finances. Brace yourself for surprises, probably good ones. Another pair of eyes may prove helpful in finding resources, or ways out of debt that hadn't occurred to you.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18):
Who are you, and what really matters? The latter question is easier, but it can feed confusion in the former. Look at yourself in a new light. Play with new looks, and be open to surprises in the mirror.

PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 19):
You look like you have all the answers, and as much as it will surprise you, you probably do. Be willing to go out on a limb. Trust your instincts and intuition, and when in doubt, meditate on it.