These days it seems every major soap opera has a gay storyline.

Guiding Light has a lesbian love story even though neither character has previously shown any dyke desires and one of them has screwed half the town and has two kids.

Guy-wise, Noah and Luke on As The World Turns finally got it on — despite an unofficial “kissing ban.”

But in terms of blue balls no soap opera comes close to the marathon courtship of Sam Swift and Johnny Maverick. The stalwart studs finally topped each other in the milestone 250th webisode of His First Huge Cock.

Andre Tardif who produces, directs and films His First Huge Cock was up to his 182nd episode of the series when first Maverick and then Swift answered his ad for models. “Johnny came to me in August 2007,” Tardif recalls. “I was very impressed with his boy next door looks.”

Lightening struck again two months later when Swift answered the ad. “He looked really good too!” Tardif recalls.

Swift and Maverick liked what they saw too.

“He was in really good shape,” Swift recalls. “I liked him right off the bat.”

Maverick says he was impressed by Swift’s intelligence. (Seriously, that’s what he said — twice.)

Swift was also one of the most tattooed men in the First Cock series. His most distinctive marking is a big biohazard symbol circling his belly button. “It was a tattoo I had done when I was 17, before I became aware of any connotations,” he says, adding that he’s HIV-negative. “I liked the symbol and it was kind of inspired by the band that was around in the ’80s.”

Tardif played matchmaker and cast them in the First Cock series. Every episode our heroes would talk some guy into experiencing — wait for it! — His First Huge Cock. Twenty-three hard-pounding, teeth-gritting, exercise ball-balancing introductions to their huge cocks followed, with Swift and Maverick taking turns topping everything in sight (and sometimes at the same time) — but never, ever each other.



Along the way they certainly created some indelible scrapbook moments.

There was the episode where a sadistic cop gets his comeuppance in a sling (“Interesting; very dark,” Swift says).

The one with the threesome with the young, wide-eyed Bible salesman (“I found it hilarious that we were actually fucking a missionary,” Swift says. “Oh my god,” thought Maverick, “we’re going to hell.”).

Then there was the backwoods encounter with a buff plushie in a bear costume. Tardif “wanted me to put honey on my cock,” Swift recalls. “I chose not to.”

Hell, the guys even double-penetrated a buff construction worker (“My favourite episode,” Maverick says. “It felt fantastic personally.” Swift calls that “my first DP; I’m glad I got it on film.”).

“Johnny is very good with his saliva,” Tardif notes. “Like spitting into the other guy’s mouth, spitting on his cock and putting it back in. And then when he’s really getting into it he has that motion like a jackhammer.”

With Swift, says Tardif, “it’s the voice. He has a deep voice and also that bad boy look.” But they’ve never had each other’s huge cocks, Tardif says, “because they like getting someone else to bottom for them. They look at the bottom as a trophy.”

Indeed, though both Swift and Maverick consider themselves versatile, each is the other’s sexual wingman, whooping it up at each end of some lucky guy, high-fiving each other when it’s time to trade ends.

Maverick describes the process like this: “We take the one guy and each of us has our own way of doing things, right? So I do what I want with him and Sam does what he wants with him.”

Which brings us to episode 250. Spoiler alert! This time it’s all about the boys.

Tuxed up like the couple at the top of a gay wedding cake and reminiscing about those past 23 episodes like an old gay couple that plays together, the two guys finally top each other, cementing their love with a semen-soaked kiss.

“It was my idea!” says Tardif, sounding like a cupid of commerce. “I wanted it to be a milestone.”

He also reveals that thanks to a huge toy “Johnny had no problem bottoming.”

Swift however, was apprehensive about finally giving it up to his porn bro. “I’ve never bottomed for someone so big,” he says. “So in the beginning it was difficult but as the shoot progressed I had a lot of fun.”

“The sound effects were really good. It wasn’t acting. Sam’s moans and groans were real,” says Tardif.

“I loved it,” Maverick says. “It was fantastic. It was great to finally top Sam.”

While Tardif says he’s had models meet on the set, fall in love, get married and continue making films, he doesn’t see a wedding in Swift and Maverick’s future. “Sometimes you can’t mix business and pleasure,” he says.

“Maybe towards the beginning,” Swift laughs when I ask him if he ever thought of Maverick as boyfriend material.

“But he and I kind of developed sort of a brother friendship more than anything else. [Besides] I’m not into monogamy. It just doesn’t work for me.”

Maverick says the two are friends off set. “We see each other every once in a while but we’re more professional than anything.”

The closest Swift comes to suggesting anything permanent between them is advising Maverick to get marked. “I think he’d look great with a tattoo,” he says, recommending “a full sleeve” for his constant co-star.

And the future? “I’m in this for the long haul,” Maverick says. “I enjoy the film work that I do and I’ll be doing it for the rest of my life.”

Swift predicts more episodes of His First Huge Cock. “We’ll keep trying to put out something good that people want to see.”

And the biggest compliment they can give each other? “Sam is such an intelligent human being,” Maverick says. “He walks into a room and he can talk to anyone.”

Swift says “Johnny gives really good head.”