NANNY STATE. Pornstar Damien Crosse on the cover of Raging Stallion's Piss Off. The film was recently deemed "obscene" by the Canada Border Services Agency.
Pornstar Damien Crosse once said that if the afterlife involves reincarnation, he
hopes to come back as a urinal. He loves piss
that much.
But even though Crosse loves watersports, the Canada Border Services Agency won't let one of his recent films into the country. Raging Stallion Studio's fetish flick Piss Off was recently deemed to be "obscene" by Canada's border censors.
That's because CBSA says the "ingestion of someone else's urine... with a sexual purpose" is an indicator of obscenity. Even if it's consensual.
The border agency considers the act of urinating into someone "degrading and dehumanizing, with a risk of substantial harm."
"Harm", by CBSA's terms, isn't even about whether piss is bad for you. Instead, "Harm in this context means that the material predisposes persons to act in an anti-social manner; in other words, in a manner which society recognizes as incompatible with its proper functioning."
Anti-social manner? Society's proper functioning? Why is porn held to Victorian-era morality standards?
Piss Off is just the latest in a string of gay films —
pornographic and
PG-rated — that have faced barriers at the Canadian border. In CBSA's
latest quarterly list of prohibited items (PDF), the agency also banned the Titan Media film Shock Treatment, among dozens of other DVDS and books.
So what's a Canadian piss pig to do? You could order a physical copy of Piss Off from an international seller — it might come through, it might not.
You could check out your local sex shop — they may have been able to get a shipment through without being seized at the border.
Priape's website says its Toronto and Calgary stores have the video in stock, as of Dec 17.
Your best bet:
watch the video on a pay-per-view porn site. That's what we did — and it was hot.
Piss Off features some big names in gay porn: Crosse, Francois Sagat, Steve Tanner, Steve Cruz, Manuel DeBoxer and Damian Rios.
These guys piss so clear, you could be forgiven for thinking it's actually water. For the most part, they catch each other's piss in their mouths and then spit it back out, rather than drinking it.
The film opens with Steve Cruz and Damien Crosse getting wet in the shower. Crosse bends down in front of Cruz's hard-on, smiling as Cruz unleashes a torrent of piss. Crosse eagerly catches it with his mouth and spits it back at Cruz.
Cruz then bends over and spreads his ass cheeks, as Crosse pisses on his hole and proceeds to rim him. They suck each other and jerk off to completion.
So far, nothing very shocking for anyone who watches a lot of gay porn!
In the second scene, we see hunky Francois Sagat on a rooftop in the heart of a city. He briefly looks around to see if anybody is watching, but he wastes no time peeling off his shirt to reveal his sculpted chest. He takes off his white undies, revealing his thick uncut cock and some heavy tanlines.
If watersports were an Olympic event, Sagat would be a gold medal contender. He pisses in his face while standing up, soaking the hair on his chest. His torso and thighs shimmer with piss.
He pisses once, twice, three times... I lose count. Sagat finishes himself off.
The third scene takes place at a campsite with two tents, three hot guys and a cooler full of beer. (And as any good piss piggy knows, beer and water are great for diluting the fragrance of urine.)
The three guys suck and piss on each other, and Scott Tanner plugs both Damian Rios and Manuel DeBoxer with his thick cut cock. The scene ends with cum flying everywhere and a lovely group kiss.
This is what's threatening the "proper functioning" of society?
In the fourth and final scene, Crosse, Rios and DeBoxer return for some fun in what looks like a furnace/backroom. Piss slut Crosse gets on his knees and eagerly catches his partners' urine. There's more sucking, fucking and pissing.
They all look like they're having a good time. What's so obscene about that?