Can you sing, dance, strip or...other? It's your time to shine. Head to Numbers every Tuesday between now and June 9th for your chance to win a ticket to the grand finale on June 16th. The grand prize is $650.
Turns out Celebrities' James Steck and Priape's Michael Schelt convinced me to enter as an amateur lap dancer. Song choice: Don't Cha by the Pussycat Dolls.
If you're recoiling in horror, I understand. It was one part Demi Moore from Striptease, one part Zac Effron after a couple sour apple shooters. Weird thing is that I won the competition last night and may or may not be going to the finale on the 16th. Here was my competition:
How did I win? Your guess is as good as mine (penis)...but check out Lil Precious at http://www.myspace.com/kariankidd
- she's the real deal and should've won last night in my mind.The voice and body on this girl - daaaaaamn!
In other news: tonight you should be coming to the following. Make sure to say hi:
Subject: X-RATED Returns to Celebrities
Everyone’s favorite club night with a lot of porn is back tomorrow night. Dance performances by Raging Stallion's
exclusive porn superstar DAVID TAYLOR. This tattooed hottie has appeared in
many porn videos and porn site, such as jakecruise.com, where he barebacks Porn
Star Leo Giamani. You can also find him on randyblue.com, smutjunkies.com and
in DVD’s Screwed & Sweet Release and so many more. Shows at 11:30pm & 1am with autograph
signing after. Dance to the tunes of DJ Denny, plus Non-Stop Go Go Boys and
some special NUDE SURPRISES. The
Cruising balcony will be opened for you to do naughty things. Doors open at
9pm, get on the guest list at www.celebritiesnightclub.com