Blitz & Shitz - All posts tagged 'whole new me'
Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Vancouver Pride Week - Wednesday

Looking for some trouble to get into tonight? Try these:

1) Shop With Pride at Holt Renfrew

So I'm pretty sure I didn't get invited because they looked at my postal code and snort-laughed me straight off their distribution list. Still, someone else sent this to me to taunt and tease, so I'm here to invite you to shop shop shop till you drop drop drop. 

2) Celebration of Light - Mexico

I'll be heading to our first annual Everything Wrapped in Bacon party in hopes that EVERYTHING will be wrapped in bacon. It is Pride right? Show starts at 10pm and English Bay will be a waking nightmare. Still, there's nothing quite like the Celebration of Light. It makes Vancouver soooo purdy.

3) Celebrities Pride Week Imaginarium - Priape Presents Dirty Sanchez from Drag Race 2 and Samuel Colt

 

Celebrities' live porn shows are legendary. My personal favourite being that pornstar who shoved a red dildo you know where and strutted his way around the stage like a rooster. A close second was when the Flame and the Dame's Tommy D was pulled on stage during Reese Rideout's routine last July. 

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Monday, July 26, 2010

Video Blog: Radio Frequency Facelift by Weights

Welcome to the start of Pride Week, y'all! About fucking time, eh?

To get things started this week, I'm posting a video for one of the cosmetic treatments I had while doing the Whole New Me package at Weights Fitness and Wellness Studio. Want to freshen up your face before the weekend? Maybe consider one of these:

Not sure what kind of trouble to get into this week? Check out the Ultimate Guide here. And here are my picks for the week for your convenience:

 

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Monday, June 14, 2010

Video Review: Nu Age Body Care LipoLaser

Company: Nu Age Body Care LipoLaser

Location: Yaletown

Product: Laser Liposuction

 

Another video blog? Yeah I know. That's how much better Macs are for video work.

Listen, bitches. It looks like winter finally ended last Thursday. Now that summer's here, girl needs to start thinking about Wreck Beach. Which is why se's taken to ordering a glass of air and a bendy straw when she goes out now, because let's get real here. There's nothing sexier than asking someone to count your ribs before playing naked frisbee. NOTHING.

If you don't feel like starving yourself skinny, there may be a wellness treatment that you should consider trying but may also never have heard of.  

Background: This April, I won a prize package from Big Roger Events in partnership with Weights Fitness and Wellness Studio to undergo a personal transformation -- to change my body and eating habits into the "Whole New Me" (that was the name of the prize package... nice one, eh?)

I'm pretty tired of the old me. Just saying. So for the past three months, I've been subjected to an intense personal training regimen with Weights, with some extras like teeth whitening, a radio frequency laser tightening treatment, a meal plan, a fitness supplement plan and a laser liposuction session with Nu Age Body Care LipoLaser

Much like the Eurowave session I had a few months back, I was surprised at just how painless and easy and effective this treatment was. Nu Age has a beautiful space in Yaletown, and as you'll see in the video, Alecia is a total babelicious professional with a great sense of humour. 

Lastly, my torture at Weights comes to an end this week, and I'll have another video review next week-ish of the crazy body transformation work they do there. In the meantime, my trainer Bryan at the gym is offering all sorts of crazy pre-Pride specials, including the radio frequency facial treatment and a week's worth of training sessions. Get in touch with them if you want to learn more.

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Methman

Weights Update: I'm about 3/4 through the Whole New Me program at Weights and trainer/God Bryan Runge has told me that despite putting on mass (I'm almost 190 lbs, bitches!), too much alcohol is negating any gains I'm making in the looks department. Who knew. Christ. I don't drink scotch to look pretty. I drink it to look like Grandpapi Horlor looked circa 1985. Bryan has agreed to give me an interim report card this Friday, so check back then to see what horrible things he has to say about my progress. This guy knows his stuff and put me through my hardest workout yet last night (push up 21s anyone? 7 reps at bottom, 7 reps at midpoint, 7 reps at high point, repeat 4 times at end of workout... and voila, your arms fall off at the shoulder).

In other news: 

Photographer extraordinaire Brandon Gaukel sent me a spoof comic yesterday and its Aquaman star reminded me of a number of things:

1. A couple of circuit monsters from last weekend

2. Scary Hatcher

3. Me in the middle of a panic attack

[photo currently unavailble]

Anyway, I'm a huge fan of K Beaton's work and you can find more at Hark A Vagrant:


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