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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Thanks for making Up Your Alley #2


Yes, the second most read area on xtra.ca for almost a month! I feel like #2-ing all over the place! THAT'S how excited I am.

This moment could only get better if a Whitesnake song was playing. Oh cool:

 
Other famous #2 Buzz Aldrin wants to thank you for reading. Holla!
 

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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Happy Canada Gay!

Whether you stayed in Vancouver or left for Toronto Pride, keep it sexy today and take some time to celebrate what an amazing country we live in. This is also a special day for Up Your Alley: we're now officially two years old.

Here's a couple events you can check out in Vancouver:

 

 

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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Tuesday Hotness - Haaz Sleiman

Girl got around this weekend: TFD's T-Dance at J Lounge on Sunday was the best-attended gay event I've seen at that venue yet, and Big Roger's Viva at Gorgomish was their busiest afterhours I've attended to date. Congrats to both promoters. Vancouver is ready for summer. Amen.

It was delicious to see so many Up Your Alley readers.... Thanks for the support. I'm happy to hear from anyone who occasionally whores themselves out and read postings here from time to time. Jason, Ron, Murray and the rest of you homos whose names I can't remember right now: you like me, you really like me...

...or are nice to my face. I'll take either. **Heartsies**

I like this photo of Sally. We pretty much have the same haircut... an Oscar-winning haircut. Stylist Wendy at Enchante: you're THE BEST!

I spent a big part of yesterday lounging around watching the first season of Nurse Jackie. Substance abuse, murder, nursing frocks.... What more can a girl ask for? The show is brillo, and I sort of have a crush on Haaz Sleiman, who plays nurse Mo-Mo. A knuckle-dragger with a smart mouth? He's probably neither of those things in real life, but I can dream... 

<<swoon>>


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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Moob Week/Big Roger's Boys

Moob Week continues here on Up Your Alley:

Might as well celebrate one of Vancouver's chestiest and bestest, right?

I've heard that promoter/underwear designer/so-and-so Big Roger is actually Ricardo Montalban's long-lost daughter. And in the long tradition of gay guys dancing in their underwear in public places, Big Roger's Events has decided to launch Big Roger's Boys at this previously reported party on Sunday... and I quote:

Part of why Big Roger Events throw Vancouver's best afterhours parties is their ability to pack the place with wall-to-wall hunks. Starting with this Victoria Day weekend's ¡VIDA! party featuring DJ/Producer Tony Moran, we plan to put the hottest of the hot on a pedestal (literally). Big Roger himself will be heading up a selection committee that will be scanning the dance floor, recruiting "Big Roger's Boys" to dance on a dedicated platform. What does it take to be a "Big Roger Boy"? Can we really put our finger on that special something? That cocky/studly/confidence while shaking it shirtless is always a good start... Selected men get free SWEAT underwear and a ticket to the next Big Roger afterhours event, which, if my calendar is not mistaken, will be taking place on Pride weekend.

Hubba hubba, fame whores! This is the event for YOU!

And here is some gratuitously delicious moob action courtesy of some guy in immediate need of the sexiest motorboat ride imaginable:

 
Thanks for the YouTubage, Lance!

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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Review: Hymn by John Barton

Author: John Barton

Book: Hymn

Publisher: Brick Books (2009)

From underwear to the Eurowave to restaurants to -- yes, even poetry collections -- the new reviews section on Up Your Alley is really taking off in a weird, what-the-fuck-will-people-send-me-next kind of way.... BOOYAH!

When John Barton's publisher contacted me to see if I would like to review his most recent collection, I'll admit that I hesitated. The truth is I haven't read a new book of poetry since last fall, which is exactly the last time I was writing new poetry as well. Shame shame you know my name. I know. I'm a fucking ign'ant monster right? For whatever reason, blogging, Facebook, Twitter and reading other blogs just feels so goddamn luxurious nowadays that it's easy to forget to take the time to read, you know, real books.

And if you've never picked up a book of contemporary poetry, books like Hymn will give you a good idea of what you've been missing. Poetry has a way of slowing the world down because it slows language down, breaking it into lines and rhythms that literally force one's mind to stop and think.

Barton is no stranger to poetry. Since 1980, his poems have appeared in more than 30 anthologies and 75 magazines both here in Canada and in a number of countries overseas. He has also held numerous editorial positions, including being one of the creative forces behind the groundbreaking Seminal: The Anthology of Canada's Gay Male Poets (Arsenal Pulp 2007).

Let's stop circle-jerking for a sec and call a spade a spade. Barton is prolific...so prolific, I am going to take a moment to call him out on being a slut--of the literary variety of course! Actually, he is one of the sluttiest of aforementioned prolific literary sluts that I know. I figure he must be writing books while he's sleeping... or maybe he doesn't sleep.

We all know the answer to that one, don't we? **wink**

Anyway, my favourite moments in his new collection are when he uses his impressive observational prowess to produce exquisite observations on all of the big and small events that make a sexual relationship real. Sections of Hymn find Barton cataloguing the candlelight dinners, the late nights in bed, the flowers, the hotel rooms and then "the echoes voided by your death." The poems that address this are beautiful and real.

In "Ideogram, in the Half-Light" a lover's shoulder blades become "parentheses against my chest."

My copy of Hymn also included cards of one of the poems included in this collection, "10 Lines For X," which was definitely my favourite:

And now a readable version:

 

Nice work eh?

If you're interested in seeing more of Barton's work, drop by Little Sister's here in Vancouver or a book retailer close to your home.

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