I love Chaz Bono! He is so cool and brave and such a formidable pioneer for gender-identity issues. I'm just a little concerned about his recent interview with E! News, where he told a reporter that he'd "love to talk to Brad and Angelina about Shiloh." I'm certain Chaz has nothing but good intentions, but bringing such public attention to Shiloh's sexuality/gender before Shiloh herself has grown and developed enough to do some self-evaluation could prove more detrimental than helpful.

I'm reminded of the ninth grade, when my butch lesbian gym teacher came up to me and suggested I join the gay-straight alliance (basically a homo club) that met once a week during lunch hour. At the time I was in the "bisexual phase" of coming out (the last stop before Raging 'Moville), but had told only my close friends. The point is, even though my gym teacher meant no harm and probably saw a gay boy struggling to find himself and wanted to reach out to give him a place where he might feel less isolated, my face still turned crimson, and I wanted to die of embarrassment. I simply wasn't ready. It was mortifying to me that a teacher would bring my sexuality to attention (even if it was the gay-straight alliance, she wasn't going around asking all the straight kids to join), so ultimately, all she accomplished, despite her heart being in the right place, was to make me feel bad about myself.

I think what Shiloh needs is time and space to grow up to be the person she's destined to be. She's four years old! Let her pick her nose and eat it for a while before we start demanding that she figure out whether she wants to crunch on a cock or munch on a muff when she grows up. Maybe then Chaz will be the perfect influence for the young Jolie-Pitt. But let's let her enjoy those tasty boogers for a while, shall we?

Chaz's book Transition: The Story of How I Became a Man, is in stores today. 

5. John O’Regan/Diamond Rings: This dude is rather ambiguous about his sexuality, so I don’t know for sure that he’s gay. He’s not another Ricky Martin; he’s just doing this whole androgyny, no-sexuality thing, which is pathetic or fascinating, depending on how you look at it. He has legions of fans, gay and straight, and his theatrical videos and stage shows have made him a YouTube sensation. If he plays his cards right and releases some pop hits, we might hear someone other than Gaga or Rihanna on top 40 radio for a change. Can you imagine?

4. Kathlyn Beatty: Warren Beatty and Annette Bening’s teenaged daughter told her movie-star parents that she wants a sex change; the announcement has allegedly caused a rift between her mom and dad. (She’s supportive, and he’s not). Something tells me that with parents like Warren Beatty and Annette Bening, whether Kathlyn is a boy or a girl, she won’t have any trouble finding someone to jump in her bed and will probably end up with an Oscar or two in the process. Shirley-fucking-MacLaine is her aunt. 'Nough said!

3. Chris Colfer: I hate him. I hate him because he’s sweet, smart and talented. With Ryan Murphy mentoring him on the set of Glee, he has written the screenplay for Struck By Lightning, which will film this summer, as well as the pilot for the '60s children's book The Leftover Witch, which is reportedly scheduled to be picked up this fall. Did I mention this bitch is only 20? 

2. Princess Boy: I first saw Dyson Kilodavis on The Joy Behar Show. His mom had written a book called My Princess Boy about her adorable son who loves to wear dresses, play with dolls and pretend to be a princess. Uhm, who doesn’t? You can find the clip of Dyson and his mom chatting with Joy on YouTube. It’ll warm your heart and make you believe that maybe things are getting better because little princess boys are also little soldiers, helping in the fight for equality. You go, girl!