Blitz & Shitz - All posts tagged 'perez hilton'
Friday, February 15, 2013

Azealia Banks is a faggot

Azealia Banks got into a Twitter spat with Perez Hilton a while back when Perez tweeted his opinion on Azealia's beef with rapper Angel Haze. In Azealia's response to Perez, she called him a "messy faggot." Perez, of course, exploited the situation and played the victim, telling Yung Rapunxel she should know better than to use "the other f word."

I don't know anyone who says "the F-word," and I really don't know anyone who says "the other F-word." It's fuck and faggot, bitch. Or if it's me to my date on Saturday night, "Fuck this faggot, bitch."

Writing for Xtra, a publication that does not believe in censorship of any kind, is what taught me not to be afraid of words. I remember the first time I wrote a blog post with the word "nigger" in it. I was quoting something Chris Brown said, and I wrote "n*****" instead of the actual word. I guess I wrote it that way because I grew up thinking white people weren't allowed to say or write nigger, that to do so was racist and inappropriate. 

My censorship of the word was quickly changed to its full and accurate form, and I had a conversation with my editor about expurgation, which made me realize how stupid it is to limit or restrict someone's right to any given word.

Words are not dangerous. It is only the context in which they're used that can be.

Azealia has taken to Twitter once again not only to bash Perez, but to let the world know her definition of the word "faggot" and her right to use it. Her view can be summed up by her disapproval of how "Everyones always acting like its fucking 1905 in this bitch."

At one point, she asked her followers what their definition of faggot is. @BullshitSalad wrote "a free word people should stop overreacting about," and @jimmyplatto has a unique definition, considering it to mean, "brand or twig; a bundle of these."

For me, faggot means free and fabulous. Just like all words, and the people who use them, should be. 




Saturday, January 5, 2013

Azealia Banks and Perez Hilton: messy faggots

Last night Azealia Banks got into a Twitter spat with a rapper named Angel Haze, which, coincidentally, I'm going to smoke later.

Azealia, who was born in the Empire State, took offence to Angel "claiming" New York and tweeted her, "Seriously, if you were not born and raised in NY . . . DON'T CLAIM NY. YOU ARE NOT A NEW YORKER." She then said Angel had the Flatiron District on her chest, and because totally relevant Perez Hilton (aka the finest gay writer of our time) wanted the whole world to know he understood the reference, he tweeted Azealia, "You got something against girls with small breasts???"

That's when things got messy:

 

This morning, while still taking heat over her use of the word "faggot," Azealia was back on Twitter not giving a shit:


First of all, being a messy faggot is a bad thing?! I must've not gotten the memo. 
 
Secondly, it really annoys me that we live in a world that says "the F word" or now "the OTHER F word" etc, etc. I feel like we give words too much power when we forbid them and are only allowed to say their first letter. It's fucking weird.
 
Not only is it weird, it's complicated. A word gets banned and then a certain group takes ownership over it and no one else is allowed to use the word. Is that where we're at with "faggot"? Is it a gay word only now? 
 
I'm not condoning Azealia, because she should grow the fuck up. But at the same time, if someone like Perez Hilton is poking his nose in your business, I think you should be able to express that in a blunt or provocative way without being labelled homophobic. Perez Hilton is a messy faggot. That isn't exactly a revelation. Him getting upset over her use of the word "faggot" is a little pathetic, especially for a man who has used the word before (remember his fight with Will.I.Am?), and who rose to fame with his blog by being a self-loathing homophobe who outs celebrities and makes fun of them for being in the closet. I know he doesn't do that anymore because he's skinny and slightly less self-loathing now, but it doesn't change the fact that in the business of messy faggotry, he has carved himself a spot as wide as his former ass . . .
 
So take a seat, faggot!
 

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

The Meat Street Beat - Kelis 22nd Century

Generally when Perez Hilton recommends new music, he might as well be recommending a cut to the face, which would actually be more memorable than some of the shitze he plugs on his blog. Still, he flagged the new Kelis album, Fleshtone, dropping overseas yesterday (July 6th for Canada, bitches!) and when I heard this, I pretty much Kelis'ed all over my keyboard: 
Here's the new album artwork:
She's performing at Toronto Pride this summer at Aqua Pride (saw Ms Kelly there last year) and you can pretty much count on Kelis bringing this milkshake to Toronto's gay backyard:
 
 


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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Tom Ford's A Single Man...and new Britney Spears

Tom Ford's directorial debut is looking hot. A Single Man screened at the Toronto International Film Festival earlier this month.

It's starring Colin Firth and Julianne Moore, both of whom I love Love LOVE!! The trailer acutally reminds me of a fashion advertorial. The visual aesthetic is awesome. Can't wait to see the film.

 
When Perez Hilton tweeted about Britney's new single today, I pretty much tossed my cookies in excitement...and then tossed them again while listening:
 
 
What do you think?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

From bloodsuckers...to just suckers

Alirght, after many days of fighting I've officially succumbed to whatever is going around. Take that however you want to. I also have succumbed to Perez Hilton after years of denial because someone sent me the following porno cover:



And this is pretty fresh after a whole load of Twighlight fans coming out to me from a dark night closet. To be honest, vampire teeth are about as sexy as braces and in mind, Twighlight is what Interview with the Vampire was in the 90s...no thanks.

In other news, my sister Shannon sent me the following blog link about a certain East Van Meat Shop (finally) closing its doors (hope you never shopped there)...



Save On Meats is dead
After March 14th it is. That was my very first job back n in 1987. Minimum wage back then was $4/hour. It was one of the worst jobs I've ever had. Owner's son Dan was a total prick and hell to work for, harassing the female staff. It got really gross after I got moved upstairs to deli processing. Some of the things I had to do were:

Scrape expiry dates of of pre-packaged deli meats
Cut mold off 40 pound blocks of cheese. of which maybe 10 pounds of it was mold free.
Power wash mold off large hams.
cut mould off of lamb shoulders (are we sensing a theme here?)

Eventually they laid me off, never entirely sure why as I was I thought doing a decent job but hey, it put me out of my misery.

Good bye Save on Meats. I won't miss you.

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