Turns out a local tour company (Destination Tours/Destination Snow) has stepped up and is trying out an LGBT tour package for 2011 WinterPride (Feb 4-6) in Whistler, specifically targeting queer UBC students. I've gone the last two years and had some of the best winter fun of my life. I can only imagine what it would be like with a bus full of university students. Call me!

Why am I posting this in October? Well, I can't plan my way out of a paper bag, so here's my attempt at helping you help yourself. Or something. I also went on an Okanagan tour with this company this past summer and had a blast.   

The post-long weekend Wednesday Wah-Wah-Wahsies are finally here. I've been busy editing a video blog covering the Naramata Wine and Steam Train Tour I went on a week ago and have a teaser starring my latest Okanagan fling for you:

And here's some blog love from Xtra Vancouver's previous coverage for Accolaids 2010.

And because you need it as much as I do, here is some new Miss Cotton YouTubage courtesy of her sexily amazing Miss Cotton TV:

There's nothing quite as majestic and breathtaking as a great pair of he-tits. Whilst lounging in a hot tub after a Summerland wine tour with Destination Tours this past weekend, I had a close encounter with a pair that reminded me of these beauts:

Click on the photo for a link to a website of similar horrors.

Majumbas like these make me want to throw up and then choke to death on my own vomit... in the sexiest way possible of course.

Hey, bitches! Your reigning Empress asked me to post a link to this today. She will personally come fuck you up if you don't attend. And word to wise: Raye Sunshine is one scary bitch.

What a week this one's been eh? GORGEOUS! All this sexy hot weather brought along another sexy surprise:

Naramata Wine Country Wine Tour? I couldn't possibly!

No wait, of course I fucking can! The perfect companion for a truly gay summer is obviously a wine tour... and maybe a couple of secret beers packed along too for good measure. Expect a video review in the next couple weeks.

In other news, one of my fiercest gay blogging competitors, Tourisme Montreal's Daniel Baylis (@Daniel_Baylis on Twitter), recently interviewed the Barenaked Ladies. That BITCH! I mean...<significant pause>...congratulations, Daniel!

"When you are in town, what sort of gay things do you do?" - as far as kickers go, that's a first-question kick to the nuts. Bravo. 

It's been a bad week for thunder-stealing gays. Even my own boyfriend is engaging in said thunder stealing. Judas.