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Monday, August 29, 2011

Best and worst of the 2011 VMAs

The 2011 VMAs were held last night. Lady Gaga, appearing as Jo Calderone, opened the show with a performance inspired by the late comedian Lenny Bruce. I was nervous for her during her opening speech, but she kept it together, even if it did seem a little self-indulgent. Her performance of "You and I" that followed was incredible (as always). Although her voice wasn't at its absolute best, she sang live and gave full theatrics.

Who the fuck is Kevin Hart, and who wrote his standup? Was he coked out? That shit was uncomfortable to watch. Lady Gaga slipping on her spilled beer was more amusing.

Gaga presented Britney Spears with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard award for her lifetime achievement in pop music. I thought the idea was sweet, but I wasn't really into the Spears look-alikes dancing to a medley of her hits. With all the rumours and speculation surrounding the tribute, I was hoping for more (as in Madonna). I know a lot of people have rolled their eyes about Britney getting this award, but I think it's well deserved. She has dominated pop music since the late '90s and has solidified herself as an icon of her time.

My two favourite performances were Beyoncé's "Love on Top" and Chris Brown's "Yeah 3x" and "Beautiful People." Bey sounded amazing as she showed off her baby bump, and Chris's dancing was beyond incredible. If you've read my previous posts, you know I've taken issue with Chris Brown's violent and homophobic antics, but there is no denying that boy can move. 

I wasn't crazy about Adele's performance of "Someone Like You." She sounded okay, but I thought her nerves might've gotten the better of her. It is truly a beautiful song. Jay-Z and Kanye killed it, as did Lil Wayne. The most disappointing performance of the night was probably Bruno Mars' Amy Winehouse tribute. It sounded great, but I thought Amy deserved a grander adieu from MTV.

For me, the win of the night was Tyler, the Creator as Best New Artist. He seemed genuinely blown away, and there's something special about seeing someone's dream come true on live TV. Plus, did you see his mama freaking the fuck out? Too cute.

What did you think of the show? 

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Who Is Sasha Fierce?

I love these kinds of games. Okay. Let's start by figure out who Sasha Fierce isn't:

Sasha Fierce isn't...

 

Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines.

Sasha Fierce isn't...



Madonna/Esther.

Sasha Fierce isn't...



Mariah Carey/Emancipated Mimi/Crazy

Rhetorical questions...you are the devil. I have hypostulized a guess though, which I will relay to you in another series of pointless questions...

Is Sasha Fierce...




...a whimsical cyborg?

Or is Sasha Fierce...



...a free-spirited example of ... uh ... feeling ... strange ... dress ... must ... be ... taking ... control ... of ... free ... will ... can't ... diss ... dress ... but ... must ... diss ... crazy ... ass ... corregated iron ... shoulder padded ... hip fendered ...garage with legs ...

As my friend Amanda coined this morning: "What next? Unicorns and pigs with wings traipsing though a frosty hell beneath a blue moon?"

What's next indeed...


Monday, October 20, 2008

HTML hijinx...good thing I'm not in charge of Apple or anything

Do you remember that time I tried to post a Beyonce video, got the HTML code wrong and posted something by datA....yeah. Here's the Beyonce...


Friday, October 17, 2008

Put a ring on it...

I have this thing with Beyonce. I love her, then I hate her and then she's over-exposed (Loreal, Destiny's Child, Solo Career, Acting) and I could definitely live without her. But then she goes and takes a sexy TO and come backs fresh-faced with a basketful of new hippy-snappy-handclappy tricks and SHABLAM! I'm heels-over-head all over again. And now she can dance - not just stage dance, but so-you-think-you-can-dance dance.

Is she talking about rubber rings? Is she talking about marriage? Or is it she talking about that bling-bling-blingiest of blings: diamond 'doms?

 
Or as GBH.tv dares to ponder: "What's better than Beyonce dancing? Three Beyonces dancing!"
 
Here's a little something a friend sent me by email - for all you queers thinking about changing your name to something more "there", consider this:
 

An educator friend of mine forwarded me this gem via email.

How would you pronounce this student’s name: “Le-a”?

Leah? NO
Lee - A?  NOPE
Lay - a?  NO WAY
Lei?  Guess Again.

It’s pronounced “Ledasha.”  Oh, yes, you read it right.  This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.  If you see something come across
your desk like this, please remember to pronounce it correctly.

When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, “The dash don’t be silent.”

 

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