Check out these two videos filmed by Steamy Window Productions, the production company co-founded by Xtra's former scene stud and blogger Sean Horlor! The videos are for GuySpy, and here's what the social networking site had to say about them:

GuySpy wants to help you get ready for BBQ season!
 
To honor the summer tradition of outdoor dining and topless hunks in short shorts juggling red plastic cups of frosty draught beer, the team at GuySpy decided to shoot a couple of fun videos. ‘We wanted to capture the essence of summer and couple that with the playful fantasy boy fever that seems to take over every year as the sun comes out and the days get longer,’ said Morris Chapdelaine, executive editor at GuySpy. ‘Teaming up with Steamy Window Productions to shoot these videos was an easy choice and the tasty guys we found…well, you’ll just have to see for yourself!’ Check the videos out today and then head ton GuySpy.com and register for FREE access to thousands of hot guys- near you, or near where you plan to be.

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I definitely prefer the sexy corn video to the sexy meat video. I like my meat in a pair of Calvin Kleins -- leave the cows alone! The hardcorncore vid features 1181 hotties Riley Cox and Todd Hoye. My oh my, Todd sure can take a mouthful. . .

This is child abuse! The kid doesn't stand a chance. Why would anyone, especially a church, want to instill hatred in a toddler? I just don't get it. If this is what it is to be a Christian, I bet Jesus has changed his name. The crowd roars with applause and even makes the little shit do an encore.

All together now!

"I know the Bible's right, somebody's wrong/I know the Bible's right, somebody's wrong/Ain't no homos gonna make it to heaven!" 

Well, in a world with these freaks, we're already in hell. So wherever us homos are going, something tells me it can't get much worse than this: 

A video has leaked of Madonna rehearsing for her upcoming MDNA tour in Israel, and in it she performs a mash-up of her iconic 1989 hit "Express Yourself" and Lady Gaga's song "Born This Way."

Comparisons were made about the two tracks as soon as Lady Gaga released "Born This Way" in 2011, and when Madonna was asked about it by ABC News she said, "I thought, this is a wonderful way to redo my song. I mean, I recognized the chord changes." She then went on to call it "reductive," which quickly became the most looked-up word of the year. I love Madonna because she's always teaching me something new. Like pretentious words every smart cunt should keep in her back pocket. As soon as "reductive" slid off her tongue, I squealed like my 15-year-old closeted self who knew every line to Truth or Dare.

The best part about the below clip is that the song ends with Madonna singing from the chorus of "She's Not Me" off her 2008 album Hard Candy. The song is about a copycat, with lyrics like, "She's not me/She doesn't have my name/She'll never have what I have/It won't be the same."

Of course, Madonna is aware that imitation isn't always the highest form of flattery -- Guy Bourdin is still rolling in his grave over her video for "Hollywood."

Doesn't Lady Gaga know you're only supposed to rip off dead people?! 

After getting engaged at a rally in support of gay marriage in New York, Cynthia Nixon and Christine Marinoni have married! Gay marriage has been legal in New York since July 2011. Cynthia's rep has confirmed the engagement to People, saying, "On May 27, 2012 Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend Christine Marinoni were legally married in the state of New York. Nixon wore a custom dress by Caroline Herrera." 

The red-headed couple started seeing each other in 2004, and Christine gave birth to their son, Max, last year. Cynthia has two children from a previous relationship.

Congratulations to the happy couple. And now Cynthia doesn't have to worry about being labelled straight, bi or lesbian -- and can settle for "wife."

Usually I pretend UFC doesn't exist, but this picture of Jason "Mayhem" Miller got my attention. The boy has a flare for showmanship and a taste for pink boas, and it gets him fired! Mayhem almost makes watching men give themselves brain damage appealing.

When UFC president Dana White talked to reporters about the firing he said, "He's done. He's not with us anymore." Apparently his fashion statements were the last straw. "If you get embarrassed the way you did against Michael Bisping," White continued, "and then you show up at the next fight with a pink . . . whatever that thing was -- I'm not into that stuff. It's not my thing. I don't really care if guys do it, because you see it at weigh-ins all the time. But come on, man. Take this thing seriously. If you want to be a clown, you can do that later. Do that on your reality show."

I have no idea what the hell just happened, but I still think it's an injustice. Mayhem's cute! I like a boy in pink.

Speaking of cute boys, have you seen these pictures of "hot Navy guys climbing a monument covered in lard"? Yes, that's a thing now. A very good thing.