I'm starting to love this girl. Miley Cyrus has gotten her seventh tattoo, which is an "equal" symbol on her ring finger. She tweeted the new tat with the message "All LOVE is equal." Preach it, baby! Equal and chic.

The winner of Blitz & Shitz's Queer Bash: Pride Farewell two-ticket giveaway (valued at $40) is Matt Bzdel, for his hilariously original and inspired obituary. Check it out (below), and I hope to see you all Sunday, July 31 at The Cobalt for the last Queer Bash. I'm already drinking my tears!

It is with utmost sorrow that we announce the passing of Miss QB, paragon of parties, diva of debauch. She was drunkenly riding her bicycle home when her feather boa got caught in the chain, sending her soaring through the air, shiny as a shooting star, right into a speeding car. Lying on the road, she reflected upon her life: flocks of fairies prancing, sexy sultry swaggers, nights of endless dancing, tummies full of Jäger, endless ass-squeezes and contracted diseases. Threesomes, foursomes, pour some more, son, 'til sunrise and then some. And thus, with no regrets, Miss QB shuts her shimmering eyes, dead upon the road. Her empire ends under empyrean. Now where ought all the 'mos to go? 

-Matt Bzdel 

The Pride Ball at The Cobalt was amazing! There were fierce competition in every category, wicked disco beats and outrageous costumes. Loved it! Check out this tribute video by House of Shade:

Both of my heads are spinning with Pride! I'm getting excited for the Pride Ball at The Cobalt tonight but am so disappointed that I won't be able to make it to The Helm (1180 Howe St) to meet the fabulous Anjulie, who is performing! Word on the street is that it's going to be off the hook, and if I could be two people, you bet your stretched-out asshole I'd be there. Check out Anjulie's new single, "Brand New Bitch" (below). She's the Robyn of Canada! Loving it. 

The Eastside is bringing it this Pride, and there's a little bit of something for everyone. Here's the to-do:

Homecoming King

Have you seen Dave Deveau and James Coomber's musical yet? It's finishing its run at The Cultch with three more shows:

July 28 - 7pm

July 29 - 9:15pm

July 31 - 8:30pm 

Here's the official rundown: 

What do you do when life is going perfectly? You screw it up. Daniel is a successful businessman. And he’s married to Evelyn. They’re in love. And life continues on, as it has a tendency of doing. But 10 years later, when Daniel meets Linda, he has to make a choice. Or does he? Can a man navigate two wives and two lives? A musical with grit.

You don't want to miss this one. Trust!

The Pride Ball

The most glamourous night of Pride is tonight at The Cobalt (917 Main St). Come let me judge you! I live for this shitz. Here's the official word:

-ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BAR TAB to be won!

Queer Bash: Pride Farewell

Finish off Pride weekend with Queer Bash! Send Blitz & Shitz an obituary for the last. QB. Ever. And win TWO free tickets, valued at $40. The giveaway is tomorrow and it's super easy to win. Write me a couple lines about Queer Bash (what you love, what you're going to miss, best memory, etc), send them to blitzandshitz@xtra.ca, and the tickets may be yours!

Happy Pride, everyone!