You remember that time you were at a photo shoot and the photographer asked you to pour a bucket of jizz all over your bad self?

If you haven't checked out the new issue of DNA, this is the issue for you. Everyone is talking about their new cover model. And for the record, my clothes fall off every time I wash a car too. I just don't look like this. Wah wah.

(All photos from DNA) 

Do you remember when I posted about Peter Breeze's new music video and single earlier this month? Well it's here, bitches! Watch it and weep:

Sale Alert! Exhibit Apparel at Main and 11th is having an end-of-summer blowout. If you haven't checked out this store, DO IT! It's one of my favourite new men's boutiques on Main and it carries a whole ton of dynamic denim and killer printed Ts and other menswear. Sales ranging from 40-70% off, so get out this weekend and check it out.

In other news, Manhunt has released the results from some number crunching it's been tabulating over the past some time. I know, right? When I want cold hard statistics, Manhunt is TOTALLY the first place I go a-looking. Headless torsos vs gratuitous ass shots? PNP vs hot chest steamies?

Nay, Up Your Alley reader, it is Tops vs Bottoms... and I'm sure you'll be surprised by these tabulations:

(Source Manhunt Daily - where you can also find specific percentages to help plan your next vacation) 

Oh SHOCKING! For the record, Canada clocked in at 52% top, 48% bottom.

So this week's shout-out goes out to Spain - thanks for colonizing the New World with a bunch of butt-hungry hottos. I salute you! 

(Source - Awkwardboners.com) 

Queer Bash returns this Saturday at the Cobalt with a Camp vs Camp dress-up theme.

I've been waiting all summer to wear this:

... which, interestingly enough, is what I usually wear after watching new Jersey Shore episodes. Yes. I admit to watching them. And yes, I know it's destroying the one brain cell I have left, but it's worth it.

Margaret Cho's new Cho Dependent tour is blowing into Vancouver this Saturday at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre, and the magicians and sorcerers at Pink Triangle Press have somehow hornswaggled me a video interview with La Cho before her show.

I'm planning to include some fan questions in the interview and will ask anything. And I mean ANYTHING. So don't be shy. Leave a comment or a question with your name and city or send me an email at vancouvergayblog@gmail.com. Is Canada curious? I hope so.

If you haven't got tickets, I've found some pricier ones online and on Craigslist.

This tour is in support of a new comedy music album, Cho Dependent, featuring songs with Ben Lee, Tegan and Sara, Fiona Apple, Ani DiFranco and some other people. It was released yesterday and you can grab a copy on iTunes and some other places, I'm sure.

Here's a video for her first single: