Blitz & Shitz - November 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009

Anonymous Criticism

How many times a day do you think something and never say it? Truth be told: I am a right proper bitch and if I said everything that came to my mind, my current troublems would multiply significantly in both number and scope.

This is why you should check out NiceCritic.com:

Feel free to send me some NiceCritic love at vancouvergayblog@gmail.com. 

*heart*

 

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Friday, November 27, 2009

'Mo Money, 'Mo Stache

This weekend marks the beginning and end of a number of things this month. To name two: an end to dignity (again) and the beginning of a month without a moustache (again!)

To be honest, sometimes my moustache made me feel like this:

But other times, it made me feel like this:

 

I'll post a photo of my final result on Monday. In the meantime, you should come down to 1181 this Sunday for MAN OF MOVEMBER (ooo ahhh). In case you haven't heard, November is prostate cancer awareness month and men everywhere are growing moustaches to raise money for research and the cure.

MAN OF MOVEMBER will the moustache competition to end all moustache competitions. It takes place at 1181 and starts at 4pm...and yes, we will be collecting donations onsite for those who are willing to give to a great cause. Bring your 'Mo Sista's and 'Mo Bro's. Moustaches aren't required though will be much appreciated for this event. I'm judging the stash competition with some surprise judges. See ya there!

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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Puppetry of the Penis

Let's just say that my recent back troublems have left me with an unexpected bonanza of spare thinking and doing time, most of which occurs whilst lying on the floor. Understanding and also perhaps mocking my plight, DeepThroat sent me the follow pictures this morning. I think they discriminate against the circumsized. But hey, be an innovator. Find a way to replicate them sans foreskin or create something new and different on your own.

**PUBE ALERT**

The following photo and hyperlink are not open office concept friendly. Enjoy.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Xtra Xposed - Cody Cummings

Cody Cummings? That name probably rings a bell. It better because he's the medical professional who is helping me fix my back. Yeah yeah. Nobody likes a whiner. But until your vertebrae actually pop out of allignment, you have no idea how much it affects everything you do - from sitting in a chair to walking down the street to sleeping at night.It's sort of like food poisoning. Until it happens to you, you have no idea how bad it is.

Doesn't that look good? DOESN'T IT?

Cody Cummings is that rare triple threat that combines extremely talented with a wicked sense of humour and, finally, man handsomeness (which is not to be confused with lady handsomeness)...and yes, he lives and works right here in Vancouver. That other Cody Cummings also happens to be one of my favourite porn stars. These two facts have made me decide that anyone named Cody Cummings is destined for awesomeness.

When Xtra.ca asked me to start doing these profiles, I was focused on a certain type of gay and lesbians. What I learned from Don't Quit Your Gay Job is that we are in every industry and every type of job possible. Which is why it's my pleasure to profile this guy:



1) Who the hell are you and what do you do?

Simple questions to which there are no simple answers. For starters, I am Cody Cummings, RMT.  I have been practicing as a Registered Massage Therapist since 2003.   I am currently in my third year of studies at the Canadian College of Osteopathy.  I am also a certified yoga instructor (hatha, power).

 

2) What is Osteopathy and how is it different from massage therapy or seeing a chiropractor?

This is a really hard question to answer.  As therapists, even if we were trained similarly, we would all take a different approach to treatment.  And that approach changes for each individual client.  I think what they all have in common is that they all seek to help people function better.

 

A visit to a RMT, Osteopath, or a Chiropractor should all include assessment, treatment, and in some way inform the client on what they can do to improve him or herself.  These are elements they all use to build a treatment plan. These things should happen with each and every visit.

 

I think Osteopathy is really special and unique.  Osteopathy looks at each structure in the body, and seeks to balance it with all the surrounding structures and with the body as a whole unit. We try to get everything centered.  The work is done using the clients own movement patterns.  This allows the effects to be more profound and long lived.

 

3) How difficult is it to work in the wellness industry in Vancouver?

I love what I do.  I worked really hard to become an RMT and I’m really dedicated to my current Osteopathic training.  I get to do a job I love and feel like I’m helping people. 

 

We don’t get thanked enough as a society.  In my job that is not an issue.  I think it would be difficult to be a tow truck driver.  Everyone hates that guy! 

 

4) What are the biggest assumptions people make about you and your work?

The assumption that if a massage does not hurt, that it’s not doing anything is a really unhealthy stereotype. This is simply not true. I can work on the deepest structures in the body and use only light pressure.  I can be very specific, effective and efficient with very light touch.  It’s about working smarter not harder!

 

5) What kind of clients do you currently treat?

I treat the general public.  I have a fairly even male/female client base.  It’s difficult to nail down what segment of the population I work with; it’s a real mixed bag.

 

6) Do you find yourself with a higher than average number of gay clients?

It does not matter to me what the sexual orientation of my clients is.  I work out of two locations.  Glow Acupuncture and Wellness Centre is a clinic where I rent a room. I also work out of Spruce Body Lab.  Spruce Body Lab is owned by a couple well-known in the community.  I do get to work with a larger segment of the gay population there then I do at Glow. 

 

7) How difficult is it to be out in the health care industry?

It really should not matter to clients if their therapist is gay, strait, male, or female. 

My sexual orientation does not come into play with my job.  Though outside my practice, I think it’s helped me understand people better. For gay and lesbian clients, I feel that I have an intimate understanding of what they have gone through growing up, the process of coming out of the closet and also issues related to aging as a gay man or lesbian woman. 

Every experience leaves a different impression on a client's body and I'm here to help clients through that process.

 

8) Would you recommend a career in wellness to anyone who might be currently considering one?

I would.  I would also recommend some business knowledge. Being a therapist, you can only work however much your body will let you.  Your earning potential is somewhat limited unless you are willing to undertake opening your own space and renting it out to other practitioners, or become highly specialized and teach workshops.

 

Otherwise, absolutely!  Go through training to become a therapist.  It’s a really unique opportunity.

 

9) Where can people find out more information about you and your services?

I’m working on a personal website. It will be up soon. For the time being, you can get info online at www.glowellness.com or www.sprucebodylab.com.

 

10) How can people contact you if they’re interested in your services?

I can be reached by phone at Glow (778) 786-2517, or at Spruce (604) 683-3220. Book an appointment and come see me for a consultation!


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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Tuesday Hotness - Benjamin Godfre...and new JLo

There's a lot of new music coming out right now. JLo, Kelis, Janet Jackson...it's like a gay smorgasbord of popliciousness. Sure JLo is singing about her shoes. I don't really give a fuck because that's the sort of crazy I expect out of a pop singer. It's nice to see her doing something other than Skeletor. If you know what I mean.

 
As for Benjamin Godfre, there is just not enough time in the day, people..The life of an underwear model. God and baby jesus.
 


 

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