My good friend San Francisco Rebecca sent me this link sometime during my computer meltdown. God and baby jesus love her and bless! it's too good not to repost here on Up Your Alley.

Here's an excerpt of what's posted Peter Knegt's blog The Lost Boy. plus the original ad:

Are you “cunty”? Do you have “at least 5 flamingly gay homosexual male friends”? Do you want to “live in a loft with 12 other “fag hags” and compete in contests such as: “Being A Cunt”, “Eating a Dick”, and “Sucking Up To Your Boss” for prizes including, but not limited to: food, nail polish, tampons, trips to places in Brooklyn, worthless praise, upper lip hair removal, self esteem, and manny/peddies.”

Then this craigslist ad/“ultimate reality show” audition might be for you! 

...brings many things to mind. What precisely, well, I leave that up to you.

The trailer for a new movie she's attached to (Precious) is something I had to watch squinting through my fingers. I have a feeling that watching this movie in its entirety would be the cinematic equivilant to eating an entire bag of Cool Ranch Doritos in one sitting. Still, if what we see of La Carey in the trailer is any indication, things are getting better...or are they? You be the judge.

In my opinion, she's taking a risk folks and trust me, she's known for taking ill-advised risks:

Danger, Mariah Carey! DANGER!

On a happier note, follow Mariah on Twitter - she's cooking up a new album yo. Huzzah! http://twitter.com/MariahCarey

So maybe you're wondering what the F is happening on Up Your Alley this week - three days of late postings. I know. You probably want to punch me in the baby maker. I want to punch me in the babymaker. But people, I have no computer. Which for a blogger, is like a painter having no hands. Though I guess a blogger having no hands would be equally problematic. But you get what I mean.

Still don't know what I'm talking about when I name-drop Don't Quit Your Gay Job? Check here.

So a big part of our show is the competition between Rob and I...yesterday's head-to-head was fiercer than one of Tyra Banks' googly-eyed death-glares.

Here are some behind the scenes shots from the photoshoot competition and a couple pre-runway show shots with our walk-off instructors Micah and Tiffany. It's shaping up to be a good show you guys...

What we see:


What you'll see when the show airs:




Getting hooked up to sound:



The skeleton crew that came to shoot the photoshoot portion of our challenge (there was a much larger OUTtv crew at the runway show)

And here are a couple pre-runway show shots at Honey Lounge:

These are teasers. Sorry I can't show more. If you came down to the show, thanks for the love. Thanks to Noel Butler for inviting us to participate.

Check the fan page for more updates soon.

Well it's official. My olde computer is kaputt. I got the blue screen of death last night and we all know what that means for a PC.

There's no better way to celebrate it's passing than with a Rufskin photoshoot featuing actor/porn star Leo Giamani:

Thanks to Brandon G for sending these my way.

If you're looking for something to do on this rainy Tuesday, come down to Honey Lounge tonight to see me and my Don't Quit Your Gay Job co-host Rob Easton compete to see who is the better runway model. Sponsored by Fusion Clothing and Diesel, this will be a hot preview of this summer's hottest looks. Doors open at 9pm.

Word of the week: "troublems" - yeah that's what happens when troubles and problems meet in the dark alley of life and "get it on". This was coined post-Cruisey-T cruise yesterday, photos from which will appear here tomorrow. Credit for Troublems goes to the saucy and delightful (and hot) Erin, who generally seems to make life just that much more enjoyable.

I apologize for the lateness of this blog post. Computer problems now resolved, here's the first Meat Street Beat in a long while. I'm over my initial confusion (I thought this was a Fergie song when I first heard it) and have fallen in love with "That's Not My Name" a second time. This remix is grrrrrrrreat - especially starting around the 2 minute mark. Enjoy!