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Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Big Bird has two daddies

On a street that features obsessive-compulsive vampires, a blue monster with serious food dependency issues, and a wooly mammoth that may or may not be imaginary, Big Bird sort of makes sense. I mean yes, he's an eight-foot-tall bird with the mind of a six-year-old, but if you have a good heart, people are usually pretty willing to overlook something like that.

It turns out Big Bird isn't just a ridiculously tall canary-like being; he's also the product of a loving gay couple who meticulously put him together. That's right: Big Bird, that integral focal point of many a childhood, has two daddies. And look how well he turned out!

“He said, ‘Would you like to come to New York for a few days?’” Lyall says. “I said, ‘I only have a few days.’” Soon after, Lyall moved stateside. Their match proved all the more perfect as they made Big Bird. Love began in a wondrous whirl, fashioning a kind of prototype. “Patched together with bits and pieces,” Lyall says. 

“[Kermit] was very particular about the way the bird looked, and he always got his way,” Lyall says. “He was a very determined person.” The two labored with the boundless energy and tireless dedication that would be seen in the start-ups of later decades, but with a purer, more immediate goal. “It wasn’t about money,” Lyall says. “It was about doing.” (Source)

So basically, one of the most beloved and recognizable stars on television, and he's from a gay family. Awwww, ain't it sweet? I mean, yeah, he's made out of fabric and dyed turkey feathers, but still, let's not nitpick here. 

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Monday, July 23, 2012

Miss Piggy says 'au revoir' to Chick-fil-A

Last week, the owners of Chick-fil-A publicly stated that they oppose gay marriage, which is the dumbest move you can possibly make; everyone knows that drag queens make up something like 25 percent of their clientele. Bitches love fried chicken.

Anyway, seeing as how a major company associated with them went on the record to say that they discriminate, The Muppets (well, more specifically, The Jim Henson Company) has decided to sever ties with the fast-food chain, presumably by having Miss Piggy karate chop the metaphorical link while going "HEEEEEEEEYA!" 

The Jim Henson Company has celebrated and embraced diversity and inclusiveness for over fifty years and we have notified Chick-Fil-A that we do not wish to partner with them on any future endeavors. Lisa Henson, our CEO is personally a strong supporter of gay marriage and has directed us to donate the payment we received from Chick-Fil-A to GLAAD.  (http://www.glaad.org/) [from Facebook

I've actually been scrolling down the comments thread on the posting, and it confuses me to see some of these people who are siding with Chick-fil-A over the Muppets. Christ, how skewed do your priorities have to be that you would forgo heartwarming Muppets in favour of heart-clogging chicken? That's fucking cold. 

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Sesame Street finally did that Glee parody you knew was coming

Oh hell, you knew Sesame Street was going to spoof Glee. At this point, Sesame Street has made more timely spoofs than Jet Set Men. Oh, wait: turns out Jet Set Men released five more while I was typing this sentence. Jet Set Men takes the lead! (Although Sesame Street is still beating them when it comes to fisting...)

Anyway, it comes at a great time, too, as Glee's third season just premiered, and I have to admit, Sesame Street really hit the nail on the head. You know, in the sense that Matthew Morrison is still irritating as shit and Lea Michele still has a nine-body and a six-face (just don't say that on the internet, or else teenagers will send you death threats. No, really.) Anyway, it's charming and funny and it has muppets in it, so really, I don't know what more you can ask for here.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

I now pronounce you Bert and Ernie

Facebook has already launched and successfully followed through on a petition to have a woman name her newborn baby "Optimus Prime." (If that's not the beginning of a "This is how I became a serial killer" story, I don't know what is.) So I'm surprised that it took this long for another Facebook petition to have Bert and Ernie get married to make headlines.

Look, I get it: everyone loves Bert and Ernie. EVERYONE. And they're so heavily coded that Marcus Bachmann thinks they should tone it down. Hitching them together would be the next logical step. Besides, wedding episodes are ratings gold. And Muppet weddings? Cutest thing ever.

That being said, marriage (straight or gay) has never really been a big part of Sesame Street. It has characters that are parents, but it's not as though Big Bird ever brought home a lady bird and made an honest pigeon out of her. Know why? Because kids don't care about marriage. When you're five, you want to get married to your best friend because he lets you use his blue Play-Doh. When I first found out that my uncles Paul and Sylvain were more than roommates, my reaction was, "Okay. Can we get Dairy Queen on the way home?"

Kids don't care about who you love; they just care that you love someone. Anyone. Would it be cool if Bert and Ernie got married? Of course. But kids don't care if Bert and Ernie are husbands, boyfriends, roommates or just occasional fuckbuddies. All they care about is that they love each other.

(If they do get married, having them walk down the aisle to Adele's "Make You Feel My Love" would be A. MAZE. ING.) 

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Monday, May 23, 2011

The new Muppets movie: yay or nay?

All right, guys, it's time to help me out here. The trailer for The Muppets has just made its way online, and to make a long story short, I got in an argument on Twitter with Jack Shamama over the merits of another Muppet movie. It quickly devolved into the two of us trying to discredit each other's arguments by using pictures of Morgan Freeman. It was pretty much the dumbest Twitter feud ever that wasn't started by Jayden Grey.

Anyway, it's your turn to vote. Will The Muppets be awesome or total shit? And not to sway the vote or anything, but I hear Shamama totally nailed your mom in the ass and never called back. Also, if you vote for me, I will give you a cookie (no I won't). Okay, vote!


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