Toronto Diary - All posts tagged 'crush object of the week'
Sunday, September 23, 2012

Chris Kluwe discusses the method to his awesome madness

I'm not going to lie: Chris Kluwe is slowly becoming a crush object on this blog, and I'm totally okay with that. He's hot, he's smart, he's funny and best of all, he's a gigantic geek. Oh, if only he were also a 'mo, he would be sploosh-worthy.

Following his awesomely foul-mouthed diatribe against a certain Maryland delegate, Chris has become something of an internet celebrity, and in an interview on SiriusXM's OutQ, Kluwe talked about what spurred him to write the letter in the first place, other than his presumably gigantic balls:

“I was buzzing the Internet and I noticed the story about the letter that Mr. Burns wrote to Brendon,” Kluwe recalled in an interview on my SiriusXM OutQ radio program. “I thought it was a really crappy thing to do. I went to go to sleep, but as I was lying in bed I kept thinking about it. It kept running through my head over and over. I realized if it I didn’t get my thoughts down on this, I wouldn’t be able to get to sleep. So, I pulled out the laptop, typed down some words and phrases, threw it out to some guys at Deadspin I know. And, as they say, the rest is history.”

[...] "I find it inconceivable that you are an elected official of Maryland's state government," Kluwe wrote Burns. "Your vitriolic hatred and bigotry make me ashamed and disgusted to think that you are in any way responsible for shaping policy at any level." [via HuffPo]

"Jeremy," I'm sure someone out there is saying to their computer screen, "Chris Kluwe may be an intelligent, rational person who proactively rallies for a group of people other than himself out of the goodness of his heart, but can he also be sexually objectified?" To which I say, "Yes, yes he can. Thanks for that setup, imaginary internet person!" 

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Saturday, June 9, 2012

Crush object of the week: Anderson Cooper's ass

Look, we all know that Anderson Cooper is the sexiest nerd since David Tennant and that he's also -- oh, how to put this -- a confirmed bachelor? (Do people still use that term?) Anyway, point is he's super hot and he can actually carry on an intelligent conversation.

But the thing is, I don't think anyone has ever really given him as much credit for his body as he deserves. Fellow gossip blogger Paula Froelich has decided to rectify this by posting an image of Anderson Cooper in naught but his undies on her blog. But I mean, what's the big deal? It's just a guy in his underwear, it's not like OH SWEET JESUS.

Holy mother of god, what the what?! Anderson Cooper, when did . . . all of THIS happen? Dude, seriously, whatever you are doing in this picture? Do more of it

UPDATE: Apparently, the picture is fake. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty crushed about this. This is like finding out that Santa isn't real and that he's actually just some guy with a jolly imp's face stapled over his own. 06/09/12. NEVER FORGET.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Crush object of the week: Donald Glover

Consider my throwing you some underappreciated man candy an apology for posting a Lady Gaga video yesterday. This week's most crushable man: Donald Glover.

Not only is he absolutely hilarious as one of the stars of Community, which is easily the funniest show on TV right now, but he's also one of the writers of 30 Rock. Oh, and did you see the above picture? I really feel as though that should qualify him for automatic swooning. And on top of all that, he's a pretty killer rapper. The new video for his song "Freaks and Geeks" will blow the mind of any TV nerd reading this.

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