As the title suggests, today is World AIDS Day, and in recognition of the day, HIV/AIDS and safer-sex awareness ads have been released all over the world. Possibly the most jarring one of all comes from Germany, and it features . . . Actually, you know what? I'm just going to let this one speak for itself:

Yup. Say hello to that awkward moment when you realize you just saw Hitler having sex. Think about that next time you think it'll be fun to go condom free.

Today, the good people at Fleshlight offered Lindsay $1 million to make a mould of her vagina so that thousands of men with very low standards when it comes to their sexual novelties could use it to cum. Well, I've mocked up a prototype of the accompanying mouth-mould for the occasion, and you will never get a boner again for as long as you live in three, two, one...

Happy Halloween! Your cock is purely for show now.

This has been Can't Unsee.